In alluding to Blade II below, Erasmus was reminded of a quote from a review by Erasmus's favorite film critic, Stephanus Prædator:
If you're going to make a movie about vampires fighting with automatic weapons in crowded Eastern European go-go joints, this is the way to do it.
Yeah, baby. Read the rest here, if you care to. Although, as he concludes, you're likely only to care to if you fall into a few, narrow groups.
Well, anyway: This movie is for a variety of segmented audiences: children whose souls have been leeched by MTV, folks with IQs under 100 and geniuses with IQs over 150. You normal people stay away: You won't get it, you won't like it, and you'll feel violated by it.
Film geeks will love his opening, though...
And buy Prædator's new book here.
